Satire for school administrators, teachers, and district staff surviving one more meeting.
America's #3 School Admin Humor Magazine · Vol. 1 · New Issues Every Season Panic Cycle
Decode "Just following up" and survive the CC that includes the superintendent, the board, and Kevin.
Circle "growth mindset," "data-driven," and "let's table that" to win a mandatory certificate of participation.
Spin the wheel. Accuse first. Schedule the appeal for a Tuesday in March when everyone is testing.
Curated solutions for problems caused by the previous solution. Annual licensing required. Pilot pricing available.
Evidence-based guidance from someone who has read the whole policy and regrets it deeply.
From teachers, parents, board members, and one AI detector writing in about a false positive it cannot get over.
New issues drop every season panic cycle. Add one object to the issues array in this page's script to publish.
The magazine that arrives between your third and fourth "urgent" emails of the morning.
ADMIN SURVIVOR is a satirical magazine about school leadership, institutional jargon, parent emails, professional development, policy panic, and the sacred art of surviving one more meeting. Each issue is peer-reviewed by a committee that could not agree on the process for forming the committee.
No spam · No dashboards · Just satire · New issues arrive during the next policy panic.