For every educator who set an out-of-office reply and then answered anyway

ADMIN SURVIVOR

America's Third-Best School Survival Magazine
Volume 1 · Issue 6 · Summer Work CycleSpecial Extra-Large Issue13 Features · 14 New Illustrations
Teachers and administrators carrying boxes, schedules, supplies, and tools inside a school with chained front doors during summer
The doors are locked. The lights are off. Somehow there are still eleven people in the building.
Teacher + Administrator Edition

The Building Is Closed*

The asterisk is doing heroic work.

*Closed may include hiring, scheduling, packing, purchasing, professional development, repairs, emails, supply runs, and “just popping in for ten minutes.”
6 Teacher Features
6 Administrator Features
Plus the Baker's Dozen Finale
Printed on forms due yesterdaySummer hours subject to calendar betrayalNo toxic positivity, only tactical iced coffee